School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father : A banker provided by nature
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father : A banker provided by nature
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
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