S/W Engineer's daily routine :

8:30AM : wake up


8:45AM : Tough decision; To bathe or not.


8:50AM : Have To.


9:15AM : Punch in.


9:20AM : Check Mail.


9:25AM : Check Again just in case...


9:30AM : Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea ( 9:45AM ).


9:45AM : TEA party.


10:00AM : Check Mail.


10:05AM : Check again. Can't Believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?


10:20AM : Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.


10:30AM : Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.


10:40AM : Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file. (Can't remember it's name)


11:00AM : Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.


11:30AM : How the hell! Am I suppose to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?


11:45AM : Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.


12:00AM : Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.


12:30AM : Lunch


1:00PM : Lunch over.


1:10PM : Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.


1:35PM : Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not paid for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.


1:50PM : Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.


2:30PM : Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.


2:45PM : Tea Time.


3:00PM : Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.


4:00PM : A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)


4:11PM : Try to look busy.


4:12PM : He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).


4:15PM : After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.


4:50PM : No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.

4:55PM : Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area. Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.


5:00PM : Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.


5:05PM : Blame the problem on RnD.


5:10PM : Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.


5:13PM : It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.


5:14PM : A quick dash for gate.


5:15PM : Third in punching out.


5:25PM : Reached Room.


5:26PM : TV on. No worth while program.


8:30PM : Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.


8:45PM : Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.


8:48PM : Dinner finished.


8:50PM : Bay watch. At last some quality.


11:30PM : Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up.


12:45AM : Today there were really good programs.


1:46AM : Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.


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